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i fuxx wit grape swishers 

a man will fuxx wit a grape swisher but only if the grape swisher fuxx wit the man. usually, a man will use “i fuxx wit grape swishers” to alert his peers that he is preparing for a smoke. a grape swisher is a flavored cigarette paper, but not many people know that. when a man says “i fuxx wit grape swishers,” only the kool kats will know what the man means.
steve: “i fuxx wit grape swishers”

lame-o: “what?”

kool kat: “hell yeah dude, fuxx wit it”

in the grip of the grape 

"after the saloon he was in the grip of the grape"

They did surgery on a grape 

hey grandma, how bout another grape soda? 

big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.

an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.
Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? 

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is one of the best oscar-winning movies ever. seriously. Johnny Depp, playing Gilbert Grape, is a 20-something young man who takes care of his mentally retarded younger brother (leonardo diCaprio), obese mother, and 2 teenage sisters. What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is simultaneously heartbreaking and heartwarming. see it! Johnny Depp is amazingly profound and just fantastic in this movie!! not to mention, he is georgeous! Leonardo DiCaprio, as Arnie (Gilbert Grape's mentally retarded younger brother)is also stupendous in this film, which is one if his first major successes as a serious actor.

SEE "WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE?" !!!!
Johnny Depp is such an amazing actor, protraying Gilbert, the movie's protagonist.

Leonardo DiCaprio is... incredible, portraying a mentally retareded teenager in perfection - real acting skillz there

i dont know her name, but their obese mother is also a very good actress!!

oh, and Juliette Lewis is also in it!!! she's great, as usual

see "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"!!!!

you will never forget it. you will always remember it.

deep grape 

The word used by your mom to tell you that the color of the car she just bought you isn't purple.

Other deceitful definitions: Almost black, Grayish blue
"WTF mom, the car is completely fucking purple!"

"No it's not, it's a deep grape"