lunchtime girlfriend

The chick you often have lunch with at school. And nope, she's not into you. She just happens to be stuck in the same class as you do.

Barney: I have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
Kim: Wtf? Are they blind?
Barney: No they have the same ENG101 as me and the class is off at 12:30. I tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f*** off.

by frigiddd September 30, 2016

girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.

"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."

by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017

Redshirt Girlfriend

The woman on the sideline ready to jump in the sheets during the week that your wife or girlfriend is on the rag. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman.

Man my girl's ragging again. Time to hit up the Redshirt girlfriend.

by HOLEEFUKS November 17, 2015

Adam's girlfriend

Refers to the type of girl who your friend goes out with who appears vanilla, boring and a basic bitch. Often found to be going out with a good looking guy who could do alot better.

Oh wow, have you seen his new girlfriend?! It looks like he went for Adam's girlfriend. I wonder if he has to light candles before they can have sex?

by flakeflair July 16, 2018

Girlfriend Juice

a term used to refer to having a girlfriend or to refer to an attempt to acquire a female companion

oc J

P: Yo you trynna hangout l8r?
H: Sorry bro the boys are broke and im trynna get that girlfriend juice

by MegaSwagGuy September 3, 2018

micks girlfriend

Something that is most likely not going to happen.

Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"

by JellyBeanIsYummy March 23, 2018