Ghost Writer Webcam

On Chatroulette, a couple has sex while a friend types at the keyboard. The key to making it a success is to make the "keyboard man" invisible to the web cam.

Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!

by theandimancan August 4, 2010

ghost sip

The action of lifting a cup of tea or coffee (cuppa) to your lips, having momentarily forgotten you had the last sip a few minutes ago. The action of a ghost sip is often followed by an expletive.

*lifts empty tea cup to mouth expectantly* "Whore's piss! Fucking ghost sipped!"

by money making game November 21, 2010

Ghost Slappies

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.

Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"

by gotchabetch September 1, 2011

Ghost Dawg

An acquaintance or friend who tends to disappear into thin air. Often a member of a group of friends who tends to bail at parties, leave early during an engagement, or otherwise is notorious for fleeing the scene without duly giving notice.

"Man, this party is just starting to warm up, but I can't find Peter. I bet Peter pulled a Ghost Dawg again."

"So the new employee just walked off the job? Just like that, without even alerting anybody? He pulled a Ghost Dawg."

by hammerofthegods December 25, 2011

ghost spank

when a male has masturbated so much in a day that no jizz comes out but he can still feel the pleasure.

Dude I just had the best ghost spank, and their was no clean up.

by master of baters August 7, 2012

Ghost crapper

The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.

Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.

by lonestarjr June 12, 2013

ghost tugger

When a ghost jacks you off

"Man, the other night I woke up to a ghost tugger. It wasn't the worst, actually."

by GhostsareOK December 1, 2013