by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019
Get the long tall furmug. An example of what a pillow fur might do: they see someone that is looking down so they go and cheer them up 😁
by Mikofox September 16, 2017
Get the pillow furmug. When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Furmug. Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone
Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Furness all the haters
by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017
Get the Furnessmug. by JennyJxo July 5, 2020
Get the Furring upmug. by Munchmeister 69, Esquire February 28, 2018
Get the Fur Buffetmug. "I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."
or...
"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."
or...
"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."
by FDollCreator January 4, 2025
Get the French Fur Tradermug.