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funky little popstar

This term comes from stan Twitter, it describes Jungkook, and if I see one of you lot using it for someone other than him, I'm gonna make you go back to the hell of irrelevance you crawled from.
Go Jungkookie, our funky little popstar!
by Purple Militia December 17, 2021
mugGet the funky little popstarmug.

funky

a word used to describe a feeling or emotion you cannot properly explain. or something cool and interesting that you want to explain in extreme ways.
"that's a funky look!"
"what's that funky smell?"

"i have a funky feeling about this..."
by brittney fetus slaughter iii September 28, 2022
mugGet the funkymug.

Funky Chewbacca

A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.

Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
by PerhapsOneTwoMany October 15, 2012
mugGet the Funky Chewbaccamug.

Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .
Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.
by P. Colot July 23, 2004
mugGet the Funky Rockmug.

funky poulet

An upperclass version of the funky chicken! Only to be danced to the tune of moulin rouge
An upperclass version of the funky chicken - therefore funky poulet is grabbing ones ankle with ones hand and pumping it whilst saluting with ones other hand
by Schnitzx October 16, 2013
mugGet the funky pouletmug.

Funky Randall

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take
A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take
by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023
mugGet the Funky Randallmug.

Funky Tunk

A slang term for sex; usually car sex.
Ex: We went to the drive-ins and did the funky tunk.
by joopyjop August 12, 2022
mugGet the Funky Tunkmug.

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