Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.
by Camilla W. Bush April 14, 2007
Get the knock me down and fuck me heelsmug. Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
by rowafe August 25, 2009
Get the fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.mug. Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"
by l moyse January 5, 2008
Get the fuck me gently with a 2 x 4mug. when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum
by cockwhore December 9, 2016
Get the fuck me in the ass daddy oh yesmug. Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007
Get the fuck me hard up the arse with a stickmug. Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!
Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!
Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!
Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
by hezza08 February 23, 2009
Get the Fuck me sideways and call me a donkeymug. something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021
Get the fuck me in the ass and call me johnnymug.