Best friend

Is a person who is fine asf and can swollow your kids. This person also makes you super wet just thinking about them and all you want to do is just fuck the shit outta them. BUT the only problem is their sext fine bad ass dont want you so... your friendzones for life

Aye you see my thick best friend over there

by Yourdonutmon June 14, 2018

Guy best friend

A great guy you’ll ever meet
He cares bout you boo
He is there for you 24/7
He’s awesome

He’s funny
He’s coooolio
He’s amazing

He is creative
He’s him self.

Girl1: who’s that kid?
Girl2: he’s my guy best friend.

by Who be you crying January 26, 2019

Best Friend

An asshole.

"My best friend is an asshole."

>>"Mine is too."

"Yeah, they all are."

by southparkrox October 15, 2009

Best Friend

Their people who laugh at your pain and misery, eats/steals all your food, walks in on you, and is basicially another you once you transform them.

Me and Becky, pfft ya you can say we're best friend

My best friend just ate all my food and left the house all trashy

by huwehwhuf November 1, 2018

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend

by Older March 25, 2021

Operation Best Friend (OBF)

A term that defines a way to gain business/music contacts to access major gigs or business deals. In lamens terms, fake.

Hey! John Smith, long time no see. How have you been? We need to get together sometime and chill. By the way, have you talk to John Smith2 at Club Nothing lately? The Band has been blowing up and were looking to play that area. Anyway, lets get together and shoot the shit sometime. i.e. Operation Best Friend (OBF)

by DeadRiseToFall November 22, 2010

Guy best friend

The friend thats always there for you when you need him, in times of sadness, happiness, and the guy that will always simp for you. The guy who youve had an affair with on multiple occasions. The guy you will fuck right before your wedding day... The guy that is literally only your friend because you needed to have that third wheel to be happy.

The guy waiting in line to fuck your gf. The guy simping for your girl which is the only reason theyre friends.

She really did have that guy best friend until the divorce.

by YouHub September 27, 2020