TEAL FLEMING

HES SHORT HEHE

TEAL FLEMING PLAYS SOCCER AND HES SHORT AND HES SHORT

by TEAL FLEMING IS SHORT November 27, 2023

chris fleming

thinks hes ard but ill take his trainers

chris fleming is a muppet

by …nocallerid… April 13, 2024

horse feeding

When someone is lying

Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now

by jamalbigd May 4, 2024

Hamster feeding

When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.

Last night I was hamster feeding this girl in her Honda civic. It was magical.

by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024

Race Flexing

Using your race or ethnicity to try and appear superior to someone else of a different race even though you personally did not create the accomplishments or do not posses the abilities to do so.

Jonbob was race flexing when he mentioned that white people had better artwork, leaving the assumption that he could create better art, even though he is not an artist.

Shofia was race flexing when she boasted about her cultural food being better than white or black people's, although she cannot cook herself.

by Afenop June 23, 2024

filter feeding

the act of collecting urine in a cup and then squatting below the vagina of a female with a crab infestation in her pubic hair. The female will then proceed to slowly pour the urine down her stomach area until it trickles though the infested bush, the ‘filter feeder’ will be waiting mouth agape to collect the lice+urine solution until either the mouth is full or cup is empty, the point in which they will subsequently follow

‘mate this bird i was with the other night was up for some nasty shit, she had me filter feeding at the end of her bed’

by the filter feeder February 10, 2025

Ghost Flexing

Definition: When someone ignores your messages for days, then posts something impressive on social media to remind you they’re "still winning."

Example:
"He didn’t reply for a week but just posted a gym selfie with a Lambo in the back—classic ghost flexing."

by efsz June 28, 2025