Blind feet

A term used when someone has a habit of accidentally smashing their toes or tripping over things, mainly used in the Caribbean.

Maurel you really need to look where you're going, do you have blind feet or something?

by Just Roy February 15, 2022

Poop feet

When you poop and then don’t shower for the rest of the day and fecal matter particles remain on your feet.

Are you seriously gonna get in this bed with those poop feet? Go take a shower Alana!

by Pantherking December 29, 2021

pub feet

This is where beer gets in your shoes and in between your toes it makes your feet smell like there rotten

Your feet smell like pub feet

by Martin90 August 6, 2018

Lego feet

When having sex and your kid leaves legos on the floor. The when you step on them you eject it inside.

Last night I had lego feet with my girl. It was painful but amazing.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023

Feet Finder

Feet finder is one of the best apps you could ever use it is so educational

Dad: I just uploaded my feet pics on feet finder
Son: Dad! Grandmas here!

by giigitygiggity November 30, 2022

Hulk Feet

When you mow the lawn and your feet turn green.

Person 1: man, I got hulk feet.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I just mowed the lawn, now my feet are green.

by SafeIsKing July 4, 2021

Baker's feet

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

by Refi September 16, 2018