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elephant brain

Grabbing the base of your nut sac with one hand and squeezing to trap the blood in your scrotum. This produces a nice purplish red hue and gives the effect of a throbbing organ. It is advisable to pet your creation with your other hand to portray that one is taking care of his junk. Also a fun party gag to share with the ladies.
"OH SNAP!!," he exclaimed as Dandoo whipped out his elephant brain without hesitation for all to admire and see!
by Swoop Deville June 3, 2006
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elephant trunken

The act of feeding, jamming the genitals or in some way participating in sexual activity while having a flacid penis.
Charicter one: "hey man, did you fuck that ugly bitch last night."
Charicter two: "Yah man but i was elephant trunken"
by Rsco July 24, 2007
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elephunkey

Any hybrid between the elephant and the monkey.
I think your monkey hooked up with my elephant, because she just had a litter of elephunkeys.
by Shannon Klein January 23, 2008
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Elephant Hoof Pants

A type of pants that narrows at the knee and then flares out at the ankles. A literal translation of the Italian term for bell-bottoms.
Joel: "Hey Neddo, check out these awesome flare pants I bought for hella cheap at Montagnola."
Ned: "Yo dude, those are some kick ass elephant hoof pants!"
by jpshmoove March 17, 2008
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Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.
Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."
by Chris Mortimer June 18, 2008
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Elephant Whisperer

A person of either sexuality but probably male with a special gift for attracting fat people of either sexuality but probably girls. Can be interested in fat people himself, but probably isn't. The gifted one usually has a regular build.
Kari is a full on elephant whisperer, he couldn't shake off fat girls with the promise of leftovers in the next room.
by bigonsmallthings November 29, 2009
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elephan-potamus

"Hey, look at that elephan-potamus!"
"Yeah! It's got the head of an elephant and the body of a hippopotamus!"
by AH.KM April 17, 2012
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