A noise with dirt on it

BOY a noise with dirt on it, we like cars and loud noises

Oh hey look that’s a boy also known as a noise with dirt on it There he is working on his Camaro

by Yaboi125 June 16, 2021

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

dirt sundae

When a creampie and moonpie of a female mix together it creates a dirt sundae

She said she loved ice cream so I fucked her and gave her a dirt sundae

by comatost August 15, 2018

dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.

"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."

by Captain Frank April 25, 2008

Dirt Tornado

When a person spins in place while having anal sex in the "cowgirl" position

She came over to my place last night and while we were having sex she gave me a dirt tornado.

by Darkchyylde September 29, 2019

dirt suckin'

When someone has diarrhea and you eat their ass from the back, while diarrhea is dry.

Person 1: Hey! i didn't wipe, want to go dirt suckin'?
Person 2: Heck yes! taste better than KFC!

by DoYouHaveMilk June 21, 2020

dirt coon

When an African and a Muslim have anal sex and create a life form, also known as the dirt coon.

That’s one ugly ass DIRT COON!

by Moe Lestedurmom February 23, 2022