Duke depp

My husband not yours hun

Person 1: Whos duke depp?
Person 2: My husband

by Tyson charlesworth November 17, 2020

Deppermental

To be hyper-sensitive and behaviorally erratic when in the mood for a bit of Johnny Depp and unable to access any information or movies pertaining to him.

"Jasmine is deppermental today because she can't access JDA"

by JDA May 24, 2005

Depping

Hyperventilating and standing up quickly in order to feel a rush from oxygen deprivation.

Damn kids. Back in my day we didn't have no fancy bongs or opium or vapo-whatzits. If we wanted to get high we just did a little depping. You just had to purse your lips right, breath in and out real quick, and shoot up like a rocket, and you'd touch the face of God.

by DrunkenAsparagus March 20, 2015

caucasian snerp n derp

a sex posistion exclusive to only white people. if a black person is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp, the people involved must be beaten with sticks by chinese people. then be left naked on the street. if an asian is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp will be left on the street with only a clear piece of plastic, because they seem to be both black and white mixed. mexicans will only be charged a fine of 50 tacos.

guy 1 "dude did you hear what happened to the black guy who tried the caucasian snerp n derp?"

guy 2 "yea he was left out naked on the street for a day or two"

guy 1 "yea thank god im only asian so i get to have a piece of clear plastic to at least look like i have something cover it up with!"

by derper44 February 23, 2011

slurp-a-derp

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.

It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.

by RaCeR_X December 3, 2013

derp

derp-Interjection

Used when replying to a previous statement that is either 1)irrelevant, 2)unintelligible or 3)pointless.

1) following a conversation that had revolved around riced out cars, Jim adds:
"Does anyone else think that corn dogs looks like rats having sex?"
-DERP!

Jim after smoking weed:

"I woke up, or was I already awake? It doesn't matter because THE CAT WAS STILL sleeping!!! ISN'T that odd?
-DERP

3)The sun hurts eyes!
-DERP!

by DFreshalot September 28, 2011

johnny depp

A shit actor, his films blow, Tim Burton blows, and notice how most every definition mentions his looks before any actual acting ability.

Stupid preteen: "Johnny Depp is so hot"
Rational person: "Who gives a fuck he can't act"

by 0wn August 1, 2007