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David

by RIDQ May 8, 2020
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David

David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.
"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"
by imagine that May 17, 2018
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David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch
One: who’s David?
Two: A whore
by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022
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David

A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat

They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
Person 1: man, that guy is a player!
Person 2: yeah, he’s a real David
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
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David

A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick
Guy 1:Yo that guy likes fat people

Guy 2:Must be a david
by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020
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David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.
Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO
by Kyra From School May 17, 2019
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David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.
Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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