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David

David is me, an idiot.
David is really stupid.
by Your uncle, Jesus September 22, 2020
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David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0
David what do you do now? David you little gay! Yes I really like David.
by EWNA November 3, 2020
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A dumb bitch that knows nothing about the real world and hides in his little priviledged house and plays videogames.
"Hey, have you seen David around?"
"That stupid fuck? God no."
by thedeadareamongus October 13, 2020
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A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.
Friend 1: I wish I could pull a David.
Friend 2: That would be sick dude!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.
Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.
Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.
by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020
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a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.
david is fake.
by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018
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