David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0
by EWNA November 3, 2020
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by thedeadareamongus October 13, 2020
Get the David mug.A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
Get the David mug.A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
Get the David mug.David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.
by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020
Get the David mug.a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.
david is fake.
by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018
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