Darcy

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darcys are the best people to walk the face of the earth they are always there for you and know exactly what to say and do they are drop dead gorgeous and so so so smart theyre brave and are just all you need in life darcys can get really annoying but thats how they are lol you could trust them with your deepest darkest secrets you could trust them with your life darcys are special one of a kind and just genuinely the bestest friend ever
they keep all your secrets and are always honest they are absolutely hilarious and have such an amazing laugh theyre smile could brighten up a room xxx

"I'm sad..."

Darcy:" Don't worry I'm always here for you, tell me whats wrong,"

by donkeygoosepig101 August 14, 2022

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Darby and Bennett

the coolest couple alive. Bennett is amazing and is in love / longitude with Darby. Although Darby beat Bennett in squash, their athletic beef is always simmered when eating cookies together. Darby loves Bennett too, especially when he calls her at 4am to confess his love after a night out. Their relationship is better than yours will ever be so stay jealous and remember to always compare yourself to Darby and Bennett. Bennett is converting to Judaism because he finds it too annoying to take his cross off before committing sins. They enjoy watching movies together, but always end up too distracted to finish.

Woah I am so jealous of Darby and Bennett! I wish my relationship was that awesome.... instead I have an unathletic man with a small penis and Elmo boxers.

by doobymoobs444 October 23, 2022

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