Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

green couch

The act of, slapping tacos out of said people's mouths

Slap the taco out ya mouth, "green couch"
- Action Bronson

by Delt one May 4, 2018

couch culture

sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.

Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.

by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020

Couch Whoring

Similar to scoping out attractive individuals at the mall, campus, etc., but done from one's couch by swooning over celebrity men or women on TV or in the movies.

"I was couch whoring it up today watching a ton of Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg movies."

by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

Couch fire

A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand

"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"

by Yeetazoid February 23, 2020

Couch gate

When two friends crash out on a couch innocently after a sesh but it causes tension in the relationships

Have nick and helena spoke after couch gate?

by ChestyLaRue13 October 1, 2022

Couch Awareness

Simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.

Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.

or,

Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.

and

Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).

by Blue Tipton January 3, 2009