Coochie Monster

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.

Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!

by gray_bossman September 13, 2019

Coochie Dick

The stench of a mans penis when he has slept around.

Damn, I wonder if Timmy has coochie dick. He stinks!

by Eeklepussy December 28, 2020

coochie cooing

playing with or fondling the vagina.

He was caught coochie cooing with his girlfriend. He looked embarrassed but his girlfriend did not.

by uttam maharjan September 29, 2011

coochie coo

slang term for vagina

What a whore, her coochie coo could have been banged so many times before.

by Balfedor March 6, 2008

witches coochie

when someone thinks its really hot outside they would use that.

"oh my goodness its hotter than a witches coochie out here"

by uniquedefining October 12, 2022

Coochie Cotton

When a female is unprepared for her period/menstrual cycle, this would be the last ditch effort do not ruin your underwear until you can get your hands on a tampon or pad. It is basically rolling up a decent amount of bath tissue in replacement for a pad.

Well that was unexpected! I guess I have to use coochie cotton to get by.

by BP411 April 10, 2021

Cactus Coochie

Fired cactus needles in your cooter that prevent you from having sex with boys

SHE GOT CACTUS COOCHIE

by mmgk April 23, 2021