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comment buddy

The people who posts selfies of themselves and then their friends and stalkers posts emoji's expressing her beauty and posts stuff like "HOT" and shit. This mainly happens to teenagers that are girls.
John: Wow, Sarah has a lot of comments on Instagram.
Joe: Yeah, comment buddys.
John: Mhm.
by how2pee May 11, 2016
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Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.
My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.
by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023
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Popcorn comments

Popcorn comments are two or more people having a really dumb discussion which in reality you dont care about but their arguments are so dumb you just need to get out the popcorn. Often found on reddit, but can also be found elsewhere.
This post has potential for popcorn comments.
by Hi my name is gary September 15, 2021
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comment hero

A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.
My latest YouTube video has a comment hero, trying to stir up some shit.
by El Wappo. May 22, 2020
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instagram comments

It's full of racism, sexism, homophobia and bullying etc. There can also be a lot of trolling and hateful comments towards people who are different from the norm. There are also instances of cyberbullying and harassment directed at certain targeted individuals. Overall the comments section can be a source of toxicity.
Instagram comments be like:

Black kid: posts normal video
Comment 1: Get a job lil nigga💀
Comment 2: imma do unspeakable things to u lil nigga
Comment 3: Get oiled up imma be there in 5 minutes
Comment 4: Thug it out lil nigga u gotta 9-5 and a familiy to feed
by niggahunter187 February 20, 2024
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cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment
“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”
by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019
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Commenting

No it’s not commenting.

Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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