A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

by a cold eamonn May 28, 2011

Common-cold

Joshua Dovey

HOST:What word in the dictionary would Joshua be?
KIA: "Common-Cold"
Host: "That's two words"
Kia: "Not if I can help it, add it to the dictionary"
Host: "If it gets added, I'll give you that"
Kia: "To all people, please accept so I can win this. Your vote changes lives!"

by YouKnow...ThatGuy January 11, 2019

josh colbourne

Josh colbourne is a national known rapist, he often stole peoples shopping then proceeded to take it home, apply his soviet cap, fetches his brother then they both proceed to shit in they’re hands and slap each other across the face until they can’t see, they then spunk into the shopping while adding pints of vinegar into they’re arseholes and drop kick the local elders

You heard of that “josh colbourne” yes he got dean the other day, he never got his Sainsbury’s hall back

by Very sexy dean August 9, 2019

pp cold

A super cold pp! A pp the got put in super cold water, or a pp that was in the fridge. A very cold pp

Friend 1: hey dude I put my huge pp in the fridge and I won the pp cold Olympics

Friend 2: wow did good job. Pp cold is such a cool sport! Go team pp cold! Boo team pp hot!

by Fredwheatfill September 19, 2020

nice cold one

Beer.

Before you leave let’s go grab a nice cold one.

by Prog Metal October 13, 2021

It's colder in Cleveland

An expression used as a replacement for "It could be worse".

Kenneth: God this day blows

Adrein: Well, it's colder in cleveland.

by Magna481 February 14, 2010

Hot leads turned cold

When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.

Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."

by savvysandwichmaker11 February 3, 2020