When you pretend to be someone’s friend for 20+ years. Only to reveal at one of the most critical transitional points in your life while attempting to figure out how to move forward and are offered the opportunity to work together to build something that hasn’t been done before they decide to kick them while their down, steal your girlfriend and
ghost you knowing they were the only two
friends left after a
long truth and twisted road of unfortunate circumstances, long lasting consequences, life
long saga of strange, unexpected, hilarious, heartbreaking, frightening, riveting, extraordinary, unforgettable & terrifying moments, events, scenarios, what have you’s, by dammits, good gawd man’s and tutt tutt yeh rights the likes of which had never be seen and they called themselves tenacious d. For no particular reason.
Don’t bother coming to my funeral cody, no you
know what
actually, you be there and make sure it’s a folgers can. Then
idk. Plant it or done sht.. jerk