Eoin Clarke is the sexiest beast in ireland. He is a boxer and gaa player. He has a dreamy black fade and beautiful blue eyes. He is 6ft and weighs 11stone he has big feet which indicates hw has a big dick 😍 he has a lover and he loves her back but he cant show that because of his situation with her. He judges girls by their figure and looks. He is kind, generous and a good friend! You are lucky if you know this boy
by Im fit af October 28, 2018
Get the EOIN CLARKEmug. a place where you can find almost anything, school shooters, people addicted to drugs, gang bangers, and kids that threaten to shoot teachers
“hey did you hear about that kid that got ran over?”
“yeah it happened at clark middle school right?”
“yeah it happened at clark middle school right?”
by da-goat November 6, 2019
Get the clark middle schoolmug. Thea Clarke - Pronounced (Tee. Ahh. K. L. A. R. KE.)
Thea Clarke is a fucking party animal! If you have a friend called Thea Clarke you need to take her to the parties! Bring 5 bottles of passion pop and shes gone!
She lights up the party and after a few hours shes bouncing off the walls!
bloody lightweight!
Thea Clarke may also be known as someone who has an issue with their bottom! Meaning that they cannot stop farting! I swear watch out for them Thea Clarkes!
"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"
"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"
HAHHAHAHHAHAH
Thea Clarke is a fucking party animal! If you have a friend called Thea Clarke you need to take her to the parties! Bring 5 bottles of passion pop and shes gone!
She lights up the party and after a few hours shes bouncing off the walls!
bloody lightweight!
Thea Clarke may also be known as someone who has an issue with their bottom! Meaning that they cannot stop farting! I swear watch out for them Thea Clarkes!
"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"
"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"
HAHHAHAHHAHAH
by HELO November 17, 2014
Get the thea clarkemug. 
Get the Clarkemug. by lannyandliv September 7, 2022
Get the get clarkedmug. 
Raymond Clark is really funny. He is much funnier than his friends. He really hates Kangaroos, but loves cats. A Raymond Clark typically abides in cooler climates and hates the heat due to his heavy stature.
Raymond Clark is so much funnier than Drew.
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I fell in love with Raymond Clark the moment I laid eyes on him. He is so funny, but don't mention Kangaroos around him. Seriously, do NOT mention Kangaroos.
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I fell in love with Raymond Clark the moment I laid eyes on him. He is so funny, but don't mention Kangaroos around him. Seriously, do NOT mention Kangaroos.
by RCcola1015 August 29, 2023
Get the Raymond Clarkmug.