Christopher

A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.

Example:
– “Christopher, can you help me with this?”

– “Ué, frà, t’aggia spiegà ‘O Shining!”

by gattttttto September 5, 2025

christopher daniel wiseman

Noun a man who you would't want to piss off, he's strong caring and dont give a fuck what other think. Will help others before helping himself, he is very wise and smart, when a girl get him he will love her with all his heart and will protect her with all his might. A hard worker. He will want to have kids when he's ready will support his family when he get one, never cheat on his girlfriend/wife. He will put a smile on your face chear you up when needed. And has a huge cock

Her boyfriend is a christopher daniel wiseman he chear her up all the time she always smiles around him

by allamerican1996 November 1, 2013

Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025

Christophe

A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit

Girl1:I love Christophe he is so hot
Girl2:And so Smart
Girl3:His penis is quite large

by Killstorm January 21, 2023

Christopher braxen

Greatest rapper in history. He’s got hit songs like Ghetto life, Melbourne and IMH. One a kind guy must check him out.

Christopher braxen is the greatest rapper

by Random fan of Christopher February 25, 2021

christopher ray kaczor

Christopher is sweet caring cool calm hot usually about 5' 6" all the girls like him.

man Christopher ray kaczor is so hot i wish i could date him.

by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019

christopher jarod

A basic white boy with special needs a lot of money and is a mamas boy, a good friend at times , acts gay but likes pussy, and is a hipocrite at times

Boy: Christopher Jarod is such a coon

Girl: omg I love him he is my bgf

by alexxa3245 May 5, 2017