Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?
Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
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condescending person specially towards women in his life
condescending person specially towards women in his life
jim is "nut in a chewing gum wrapper"he thinks he is a best thing ever happen to susan , but in reality he put her down in every aspect of life and create insecurities for her
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Get the chew-weenie mug.When someone is prairie dogging and you bite off the little tip of shit that’s coming out of their butt for a little snack… :)
Dan: Dude I have to dump so hard bro! I’m totally prairie dogging!
Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)
Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)
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As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
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