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Chav

A parasitic infection originating in Northern England, but has spread to the whole country and beyond. Chavs will try to mark their territory by attempting to chip down the concrete curb with a hammer to make it easier for Siamese-strollers to get up and down on their daily trips to McDonalds.
by Percy Thrillington September 24, 2020
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Chav

A word used for kids running around the block that have ill manors and are violant.
Chav that means, council housed and voilant
by Big dragon January 21, 2015
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Chav

A ‘Chav’ is someone who smokes weed at kfc car park 24/7. They have lost their virginity at the age of 10-13 and wears fake designer clothes like North Face. Most of chavs live in Devon, Paignton.
Sindy Lu- “ I fucked a chav. Does that make me a chav too?”
Kerrie- “Yes, you skanky chav.”
by Paigntonisachavvyplace May 23, 2018
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Chav

Look at Kyle over there, he's such a Chav
by Katie hopkin's cat July 21, 2020
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Chav

A chav is someone you don't want to get involved with. If you do, you will have grand-children before the age when you even wanted your own kids. Here are the signs you will need to keep a look out for:
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.

If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).

Thanks for reading... and be safe.
What a chav would say:

"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"

"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"

"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"

"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
by Unilady16 June 24, 2016
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If a chav steals your bike, break his legs. Two birds, one stone; you get your bike back and society gets a little bit better.
by Modex November 20, 2022
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Chav

Chav - thought to come from the town Cheltenham, where the private school girls would use the term chav to describe the locals of Cheltenham, short for Cheltenham average. Typically drinking energy drinks on street corners, wearing track suits but never exercising, having greasy hair (which a girl would have in an excessively tight pony tail)
Oh Victoria, look at those terrible chavs outside, goodness me the locals are truly detestable.
by Poshgirl1 October 6, 2016
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