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Coloma

A shit-hole of a town located in southwestern Michigan. Not known at all to most people, but if you mention the nearby city of Benton Harbor, they will recognize the riots of 2003. With poor education starting in elementary where the teachers have been falling ill with cancerous diseases and everyone wondering "why??" the average student who graduates from Coloma ends up staying there for the rest of their lives, and "wishes they had gotten out when they could." Also, the locals are getting bought out by FIPS. Good luck trying to get a house anywhere near the lakes, they are bought already.

Lastly, when the water tower got painted or "vandalized" in 2007, it looked a lot better than it did before, and now.
I have a Coloma ejumication.

Wow this place is a dump, what's it called? oh, Coloma eh?
by Moses Nile March 26, 2009
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colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
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That persons parents are hispanic and filipino which makes him a cholopino. A female would be a cholopina.
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"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"
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The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.
"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."
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Bob: Why don't you throw rocks at a cholo's bike?
Steve: Cause it's yours
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cologna

Dude, no colognas at the dinner table!

You need to put some deodorant on your cologna, it smells like fish sticks and cottage cheese.
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