Cano

When you drink an iced shaken espresso and shit like a volcano

I canod all morning.

Brb I gotta go Cano.

by Choppa chat June 30, 2022

concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.

Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.

by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022

canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024

Ethiopian Canoe

A typical black pocket comb with no handle turned upside down.

Dude, your bed head is out of control! You can use my Ethiopian Canoe.

by Pudd of Rudd June 21, 2025

Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface April 26, 2016

nathanael cano

The most talented mf to ever exist. Nathanael cano is a Mexican-American singer, he ugly asf tho

Person 1: Nathanael Cano is so ugly
Person 2: yea, I like his music tho

by stick-bug514 May 2, 2024

Canoe

Common slang used to refer to feet, particularly feet that would be perceived larger than average.

"did you catch the fight last night, that guy was really swinging them canoes at the start"

"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"

by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020