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caleb huber

is the result of a woman being daintily fucked by an apprentice wizard when she accidentally moans a spell that turns her clitoris into a garden Nome that precedes to impregnate her with his nomechode. this produces a seed that grows into a fiesty orc child with downs syndrom that crawls out his mothers mouth. today this "thing" looks like a two fingered retard trying to return a text message and cant eat without staining his louiville sweatshirt
ex...god you look like caleb huber when you eat.
ex...like everyday at lunch
caleb huber by swing! March 11, 2010
Related Words
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Laying the Cables 

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
Laying the Cables by LadTrain July 28, 2010

name caller 

someone who shouts their partners name during intercourse simular to back seat driver, moaner, screamer
Mary: 'JOHN JOHN JOHN
John: ^_^ thought shed be a name caller
name caller by emmanem June 26, 2005
v. To loathe humanity with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns; to expect and receive disappointment, pain, misery, and despair; hatred bordering on insanity
He Caled the very sight of that maternity ward
cale by Matt Cale May 13, 2005

Chain caller 

People who refuse to believe in this age of cellphones that there are people who cannot hear their phone rings or is constantly out of reception for more than 5 seconds, and will call nonstop until the other party picks up the phone.
I was bombarded by Jesse the chain caller while I left my phone in the car.
Chain caller by Jason Wang March 26, 2004

Restricted Caller 

Somebody who Calls you using *67 because they are immature and want to annoy the living crap out of you. Restricted callers tend to be large groups of annoying girls who are trying to play a prank and end up giggling half way through what they were trying to say. Restricted callers are never funny although they hang up laughing as if they were.
*Ring Ring*

Guy: Hello?
Restricted Caller: Yes Hi *giggle* Would you like a *giggle* large pepperoni goat pizza? *giggle giggle*
Guy:....
Restricted Caller by IRG January 27, 2009