scum buzzard

a person who always in a smokey clouded up bar , who stinks from smoking and smoke n looks like they never have taken a bath before and is drunk all the time.

i never go to a certain bar in town cos that scum buzzard jimmy is always there stinkin the place up .

by K.M.M. May 20, 2008

Taco Bell Buzzer Beater

After eating copious amounts of Taco Bell/Mexican food and having to shit extremely bad, right as your ass comes in contact with the toilet seat the shit flies out, nearly missing the bathroom floor.

Oh god, I'm going to have to have a Taco Bell Buzzer Beater if I have one more bite of this burrito.

by 213409523458092 May 3, 2014

buzz job

To have a girl fill her mouth with a large amount of chaw (strait cut) and some fiberglass then to have her to give you head, both of you beCUMing buzzed.

Dude, my dick has not hurt this good since that one Allison girl gave me a buzz job!

by 2fly2stop October 27, 2011

Buzzard

Loose term that refers to Girls, Bitches, Biddies, Sluts

I was nailing this buzzard and she was insane in the sack.

by Wallacelew October 9, 2014

Buzz Bomb Warranty

Main Entry:buzz·bomb war·ran·ty
Pronunciation: buz-bahm 'wor-&n-tE
Function: noun

The lack of a warranty, usually accompanied by a middle finger.

"When my scooter didn't work and I took it back to the shop, the mechanic beat me up and stole my wallet! I didn't realize he was giving me the buzz bomb warranty!"

by buzzbombkirk September 26, 2005

Buzz Chaser

Someone who intentionally seeks the company of those with drugs or alcohol, with the intent of the seeker getting a "free buzz."

Text message 1- Hey, r u guys doin 2nite?

Text message 2- Oh, not much. just catching a buzz. you?

Text message 1 - ...oh, not 2 much...

-conversation between text 2 and other person-

Other person - What was that about?

Text message 2 - Oh, he's just being a buzz chaser.

(Knock on the door)

Text message 1- Hey! let me in!

by whitneyofgreatness February 23, 2010

Buzz cut

A haircut while one is under the influence.

Woa bro what happen to your hair did a blind person cut it?
No I got a buzz cut.

by Hoppin Hal July 21, 2019