Buffer beer

A lighter, cheaper, lower alcohol content beer consumed in between “real beers” to allow for a longer period of “responsible” drinking.

Wow! I’m really feeling that last Stout big time! I think I need a Buffer beer like a Coor’s light so I don’t get wrecked too early.

by manoffishes August 8, 2022

buffer day

A day after a busy day where you have nothing scheduled, nothing planned, the day all to yourself, no one can disrupt you.

“Hey man can you sleepover tonight?”

“Sorry I can’t. I don’t have a buffer day tomorrow.”

by Kabala July 21, 2023

well-buffed

When one is not sober, but not intoxicated enough to be drunk.

He's well-buffed, he's had a few beers.

by R.D. Cal August 20, 2008

Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 22, 2010

muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".

Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"

by dinkydew January 16, 2012

Home Buffet

the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.

John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.

by Rye Lan January 14, 2013

crimson buffet

Eating a girl out while shes on her period

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.

by voodoo.123 October 30, 2013