buffet

A place where obese people lurk all around wobbling for food. However, if you're normal, you'd probably only go here for a special occasion.

Person 1: Yuck! I can't eat this! There are too many obese people around!
Person 2: Yeah, they live on buffets you know?

by Blue Kirby August 20, 2008

baffed

It should work but doesn't for some reason. Or "completely baffed", it never should have worked and still doesn't.

Man 1. I can't get the website wizard to work, it keeps freezing.

Man 2. The website is baffed.

by banyard April 9, 2008

Bufted

Combination of Busted and Buff.

An ugly buff girl.

Generally a girl who works out to make up for being ugly. In some cases the ugliness is emphasized by the buffness and increased Testosterone.

That burly chick is bufted ugly.

by greatfulbread August 1, 2011

buffers

A man or women who is curvaceous or big in the right places. For a girl it could describe the larger size of her hips thighs, bottom or chest and for a boy it could describe his larger sized arms, sholders, thighs, chest and bottom. A person wouldnt necessarily need to be larger or buff in all areas to be considered a buffers

"That girls a buffers!",
"My next door neigbour is a buffers!"

by JD East London July 20, 2005

Buffet Juggernaut

An individual that cannot be stopped at any buffet. He is feared by restaraunt owners for his ability to destroy profitability.

The restaraunt owners new they were going to lose money when the buffet juggernaut walked through the door.

You leave now! You been here for hour!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.

Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.

by 240240240 November 12, 2011

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.

"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015