Lawn breather

A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.

Somebody go take the lawnmower and camping equipment away from the lawn breather

by Jordan T November 2, 2014

Blunt Breath

The foul odor of ass and stale tobacco you have in your mouth after smokin a mean stogey or blunt

Homie: you Tryna go hit up some bitches?
Homie 2: Bruh go hit up that toothbrush real quick you got blunt breath

by Neeshyair December 14, 2014

Fire breathing ass monkey

A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey

Man that was a hurtful fire breathing ass monkey

by ki5man September 14, 2015

beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015

Mexican Breath

Inhaling steam from a hot pocket, and exhaling it, imitading the smellyness of stereotypical ghetto mexican's breath after eating a taco or burrito

See that guy going off on that mexican breath? Smells like Juan when he smashed his hoe.

by lolusuq January 10, 2016

ass breather

It's when one person talks so much that they don't leave time for somebody else. In turn this causes the assumption that they must take there breathing breaks through their ass.

Brit is such an ass breather, I can never get a word in.

by huihbsd May 14, 2016

lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.

While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.

by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016