A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
by el colon June 18, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.
by Autumn17 July 7, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.
Brandon is cool as fuck
by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. worlds best up and coming cs:go player. Brandon will win 5 majors and set the standard for cs:go worldwide
Person 1: Did you see Brandon won the major without dropping a single round
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time
by ShortyDorty May 5, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.