A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
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by el colon June 18, 2010
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he is probably in a Jewish sex cult
But tries to hide it.
But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
he is probably in a Jewish sex cult
But tries to hide it.
But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
by sexy mommy June 4, 2019
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Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
And here comes Brandon.
by Nbd February 6, 2020
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by Autumn17 July 7, 2021
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Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
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Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
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That guy is such an ass, a total Brandon!
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
by Middle Finger on each had up. May 11, 2019
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