Brad

A “Brad” is a term used to describe a male who, while not as handsome as a “Chad,” still possesses a certain appeal to some women due to his decent looks and frat boy behavior. Brads are often characterized by their highly toxic nature and lack of seriousness towards life. They are typically the type of guys women will party and hook up with, but not consider for marriage due to their unreliability.
After dating a few Brads during her college years, she realized she needed someone more reliable and mature.
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He lives in Wiscansin and lives on a cheese farm with his pappy
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The biggest fucking retard on this planet. Brad has committed several war crimes. He is more dangerous than Pablo Escobar
Brad: hey guys🤓
Everyone who talks to Brad: shut up bitch
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(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.

Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
“He said we have a deep connection, but he also said his wife doesn’t know about me. Classic Brad.”
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fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell
p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga
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brad I'm very sorry ur not fat ur skinny twig man
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an absolute weapon who cannot be banged
hey look theres brad zouting and fruiting
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