Blowjob picture

When one or more girls take a photo of them from a high angle while smiling/opening their mouths, making it seem like they're about to suck some dude's dick.

dude, did you see rebecca and jasmin's blowjob picture the other night?

WHAT? link me, bro!

by davver November 12, 2011

Jewish Blowjob

Actually a dry hand job given by the usually stingy Jew chick.

Ted: Yo did you hook up with that Schwartz chick last night?
Me: Yeah and all I got was a lousy Jewish Blowjob.
Ted: Bro I'm sorry man.

by White C April 28, 2013

shower blowjob

When someone gives you a blowjob and then blows it back all over you, as a sexual prank.

Prostitute: For that money you can have a shower blowjob...
Unaware client: What's that?
(he'll learn really soon...)

by zabvenie August 12, 2007

blowjob boy

sidekick to superheroes...whoreriffic and slutterama
also close friends with analsexlad

keeping the world safe from syphyllis and other stds

goldberg is blowjob boy and he loves it

by whoreriffic and slutterama October 17, 2007

Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.

Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!

by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009

Anal Blowjob

while in the process of anal sex, your woman lets rip the biggest and wettest fart ever!!

Founded by arthur whilst fucking ellie. hence getting an Anal Blowjob

by Arthur Roache December 16, 2009

Blowjob

The most pleasureable thing a man can recieve. It is the act of a woman sucking the hell out of the male organ, usually involves stroking, and deepthroating. When the man is about to cum a woman should swallow, it brings us men great satisfaction.

Miranda took my pants off and began to blowjob my hard cock. She looked up at me and she told me that when i was about to cum, dont say anything, she wanted it to be a surprise. Sure enough i came in her mouth, and she sucked me until i became soft agian.

by Loves2SPOOGEinurfaceeee January 14, 2010