blatox

a hybrid word combining 'blatently' with 'botox'. street slang for blatently

"Am i totally rad?...Blatox"

by matthew tipper November 26, 2007

blatherty

cover- up for any other swear/ curse/ illicit phrase

"Son of a blatherty!"

by marieke the great October 29, 2008

Blathshib

The art of one party performing fellatio on another party in the bath, whilst a friend, colleague or close associate of either of the bathing individuals excretes using a toilet situated in the same room as the aforementioned bath.

Charlotte gave Ian a blathshib in the bath tub, whilst their close friend Timothy took a dump on the ajacent toilet facility.

"I say honey, my brother is in the bathroom taking a shit - fancy drawing a bath and giving me a blathshib?"

by *OZZY* October 13, 2008

blatchford meltdown

being in shape and good at a sport, than becoming a hater

he use to be a good volleyball player, but he had a blatchford meltdown.

by the wet randall September 8, 2009

Blattypus

A mix of a human with curly hair and an aquatic platypus.

"hey that kid is kinda weird looking"

"ya man, he's a Blattypus, he just moved here from the atlantic ocean."

by Gregory Wainberg December 9, 2009

blats

to kick ass or too rape

derek: oh my gosh christina i want kim soo bad
christina:derek if you tell me one more time im gonna blats you.

mike: i wanna blats you all night
alice:then come do it.

by tiny_queen June 7, 2010

Blatfattery

a flat battery as uttered by an inebriated individual

Drunk Peter: "Sheeezus its so annoying when Patsy walks by. All devices (including cars) suddenly suffer from a blatfattery."

by kunderfund July 26, 2010