A group of heffers, usually consisting of middle aged women, who get together and celebrate a friends birthday. They think they’re hot shit and exclude others because they enjoy being vindictive and have nothing better going on in their lives.
The women at that table have a birthday club. They’re rude to everyone that isn’t in their club and are annoying everyone at the restaurant.
by Yikes btch February 8, 2020
Get the Birthday clubmug. A person you haven't talked to in exactly a year
But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year
But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year
Thot you haven't talked to in a year: Omw its your b-dayyyyyyy. Stay as great as you are and thanks for making my year .Ps we should talk more . Love you
Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )
Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )
by Longneckgang December 5, 2018
Get the Birthday Friendmug. Early teen, building their tiktok platform by day and sleeping (or snapping guys/girls) by night. When they throw their birthday party and receive the cake, now, 14 year olds may choose to smash their face in the cake or share it with fellow partiers.
by UrbanDictionaryACC May 14, 2021
Get the 14th birthdaymug. Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).
by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018
Get the Birthday Nutmug. When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.
Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"
Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"
Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"
Tom: "definite!"
Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"
Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"
Tom: "definite!"
by Adam SSS December 15, 2008
Get the birthday envymug. Someone who acts like their birthday is the biggest day of the year. Someone expects the absolute best gifts, and best treatment from their friends and family to a point where it’s over the top & they become a diva about it.
Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Example 1: My god, I went to her party the other day and I bought her a new iMac and she still wasn’t happy, she’s such a birthday snob
Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.
Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.
Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
by Summerlovexo July 5, 2020
Get the Birthday snobmug. by Satansblodsoffer June 21, 2023
Get the Birthday cuntmug.