bender

a player who blows at hockey and cant skate

luke enderwick is the biggest bender bow high has ever seen

by puke benderdick June 11, 2008

Banana Bender

A cocktail they sell in South London consisting of banana milkshake, vodka and banana liquor. It's delicious.

"Ohmygod I propa fancy a banana bender in South London, let's do pub quiz aswell!"

by snoooksy September 6, 2011

Bender

To be gay, or to have a bent dick from gay sex

Hey Nick Conlon is a bender
John burke is bent

by Johnb00 April 18, 2008

Fender-Bender

Fender-Bender: When a man gives anal to a chick and he misses, bending his fender

Jeff: Man it looks like you have a boner but somethin's awfully wrong wit dat meat

John: Yeah, I had a bit of a Fender-Bender with Miss Norris over there

by samm...y May 17, 2006

arse bender

One who plays on the chocolate speedway. One who plays for the opposition. A poofter.

That Andy's a real arse bender.

by prof_evil September 14, 2010

spoon bender

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends

Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!

by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011

Beasel

A word that can be used anyway, and can be anything you want the word to be. Its uses are limitless.

Below are some examples of how it can be used in conversation.

-What in the beasel is going on in here?
-Dude, where the beasel is my beasel?
-Who in the beasel are you?
-Beasel?
-Yesterday, I was trying to beasel my way to the beasel when this beasel comes up and is all in my beasel so I beasel him right in his beasel and he goes "OH SHIT, MY BEASEL" and runs away.
-One time, I was at this beasel and this stupid beasel named drew comes up to me and says "Want some beasel?". I kicked him in the beasel and he fell to the ground. I stood over him and screamed "You suck at life!". He then began to cry, acting very much like a beasel.

by Bad Religion Destroys You February 15, 2006