Baseball

A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.

Your such a loser, you probably play baseball

by lacrosselacrosselacrosse May 16, 2020

Baseball

The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.

Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team

by BRUH_24 April 30, 2021

Drowning my baseballs

Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.

I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.

by TheLyoness March 11, 2023

baseball, huh?

that makes sense, that follows, obviously

The punch line of an al jokes youtube short, where one of the characters explains the meaning of "that tracks" and the other takes it as the definition of "baseball, huh?"

A: My brother got in a car accident, apparently someone hit him in the parking lot
B: Who hit him?
A: An elderly Asian lady
B: Baseball, huh?

by CrimsonScribe March 30, 2025

Baseball-boy-Cooper

That one kid that plays baseball

It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up

by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022

Baseball beers

Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.

Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?

Baseball beers?

Yeah the tall michelobs.

by jake_s69 April 11, 2021

Baseball player

A 💩🍴 person who plays a slaw ass sport that dont evan count as a sport

I play baseball face ahh 😂
Baseball player are 💩🍴

by Baseball player June 3, 2023