Soccer Baseball

Hill Billy slang for some parts of Canada for “kickball”.

Person 1: Hey let’s go play some soccer baseball.
Person 2: Stfu and use real names.

by grape_36 June 8, 2023

National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day

January 29, you give a baseball player the gluck gluck 3000

Today is National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day guess i have to call drew and give

by heluvriri January 29, 2024

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Baseball, huh?

"that makes sense", "that follows", "obviously"

Person 1: Ah shit, my brother got in a car accident, apparently someone hit him in the parking lot
Person 2: Who hit him?
Person 1: An elderly Asian lady
Person 2: Baseball, huh?

by krecior March 30, 2025

Baseball

A fat, obese, universe wide ball with the average weight of 2763 black holes. It can usually be seen eating everything in sight or staring down screens that kick puppies.

Baseball is the reason for the worldwide food shortage

by Bow The Fashion Expert January 5, 2024

that’s baseball

Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.

However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.

Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”

Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”

by astroducky December 23, 2023

Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019