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Australian snowball 

After having sex the girl climbs over the lads face then she releases the cum on the lads face
Friend 1: how was your date last night?

Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night

Friend 1: did anything else happen?

Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball

Friend 1: what's that?

Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me
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Australian Bagpipe 

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".
Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!
Australian Bagpipe by LiamAtreides September 4, 2019

Australian jack in the box 

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born
Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

Australian Reacharound 

A regular reacharound except you're both hanging upside down. Sometimes called the Auzzie Roundabout. It doesn't have to be homosexual, you can do this with a man or woman and sometimes you can switch roles, but role switching would involve a strap-on depending on the gender of those involved.
"The Australian reacharound is a very intimate position and is recommended towards married couples."

Australian Beehive 

The act of butting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.
Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no that's fucking weird, why would I want to do that?

Australian Beehive 

The act of putting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.
Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no, that's fucking weird.

Australian language

An improved but slightly more bootleg version of the english language
American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"

Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"
Australian language by Scomo's mum January 26, 2020