Assey-Holey

A person who is humorous and a jerk.

"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"

by Slamboni October 13, 2007

alley inch

Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.

Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.

Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.

by Mezomitch August 14, 2009

Aleyta

A girl with huge boobs and a big smile who wears her heart on her sleeve and tends to think of everyone else first. Someone who always makes you laugh even if it's at yourself. One kick ass Brak dancer! Don't Touch Me!!

Holy shit....look at Aleyta's bootay shakin'!

I'm so thirsty I could drink Aleyta of vodka!

by wholovesyababy! February 4, 2010

Alley Salad

(Noun.) Vomit.

Last time I saw Mike, he was outside tossing alley salad.

by Yozlet November 18, 2009

alleywayed

The state of being slammed up against the wall of an alleyway by the hottest BAMF ever, who then proceeds to shove his tongue down your throat.

Friend: "So did you get alleywayed last night?"
Girl: "Yeah, it was epic, he is the hottest guy livin."

Mate: "So have you alleywayed her yet?"
Guy: "Of course man."
Mate: "Man, I am so jealous."

by kingofalleyway December 25, 2010

Alley Vlogiannitis

A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.

Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"

by lennyd November 21, 2010

alleywhacker

alleywhacker - (noun) someone one urinates or does other disgusting and unlawful things in alleys.

The alleywhacker and streetwalker were arrested for public lewdness.

by banjomandan December 11, 2011