Twinkie

The act of having a first sex, which ends after 25 seconds, then unleashing all your load into the girl, just because it feels good and you wanted her to look like a filled up twinkie.

"I'm becoming a father..."
"What happened?"
"I fucked her over the bench and gave her a twinkie!"
"WHAT?"

by im the shit master February 7, 2018

Poor man’s Twinkie

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.

Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.

by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023

Twinkies

The bare breasts of a woman with a strong tan line. Golden outside, white inside.

It was clear that she had spent some time at the beach when she took off her bra and revealed a very nice pair of Twinkies.

by ElephantEight September 26, 2022

Pooped a Twinkie

to recoil in horror

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie

by Geeeeeeeee2 June 7, 2011

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Twinkie

$30 dollars

Man lemme get a Twinkie until pay day.

by 69dine January 13, 2019

Twinky

An insult to feminine men or homosexual men. Using the word "Twink" and turning it into a derogatory term.

"Simon is a total Twinky"

"Shut your face you Twinky"

by Izzie/Isaiah (Genderfluid) October 1, 2023