Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.
by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017
Get the Weinstein a potted plantmug. by Ceeclef June 4, 2017
Get the air plantmug. The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.
Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023
Get the House-plantingmug. Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.
person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.
person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.
person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.
by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023
Get the Boston's tomato plantsmug. 
Get the Plantingmug. When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
by Markymark29 June 23, 2022
Get the Planting the seedmug. by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023
Get the Piranha Plantmug.