Phantom Food

Food that no matter how much you eat of it you never seem to get full

I ate 2 full servings of sushi for lunch but i was still hungry, it must be my Phantom Food.

by Kenundrum35 February 11, 2021

phantom of knowledge

A thick twat. Has absolutely no knowledge of what they are talking about and you can see straight through their bullshit.

Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.

by Trebor J January 12, 2017

phantom driving

driving to a familiar location while thinking about something else without realizing you are driving to the wrong location.

I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.

by munch68 August 28, 2013

Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction

Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night

by SpanglyCharly October 12, 2019

Party Phantom

The one person at a party who no one knows or recognizes.

"Dude, who's the guy who keeps creeping on every single girl here?"

"No one knows. He's a total party phantom."

by dorilatortilla July 21, 2011

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.

Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.

by mattballew May 14, 2015