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dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.
I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.
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Guilt-Dating

Guilt dating is when someone is asked out and they feel pressured to say yes. They often feel if they reject someone that they are being mean. This often ends up in one sided relationships and broken hearts
She is totally guilt-dating him there is no way she likes him back
by Fyare48 March 4, 2019
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Self date

It is when one goes out by themselves

to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves

by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go

to a park with a book or a journal.

warning: might be boring ngl should have

slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
J: Oh damn you ate out alone?
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
by Yesh bby November 21, 2020
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toy dating

when two people are ACTUALLY dating, but neither can come to terms with it.
ie fb status update 'at Restaurant, with Girl'

Girl comments 'is this a date?'

friend responds 'You two are toy dating. Just accept it.'
by whosthat December 30, 2011
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Ninten-date

When two or more people make plans to play Nintendo 64 together
Dude wanna come over for a ninten-date later ?
by Fernandes14 September 11, 2013
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parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.
I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.
by EnglishConsultant November 5, 2015
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Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t halal it’s haram and no you won’t go having sex/flirting before marage with dunya ya dumass
Guy1:I am dating dunya sheikh

Sheikh:halal dating isn’t a thing by the way don’t fucking come near my lil daughter or there will be consenquenses
by Jamescharlessuckedyourpp April 25, 2019
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