burner trock

insert fart noise

shit. i just burner trocked my pants.

by burnertrock February 29, 2024

Worm burner

Often used in golf but may be used when a male mammal or animal accidentally slides there testicles and or shaft on an object resulting in a red burning feeling.

Elephants get the worst worm burners!

by Barneyblue December 05, 2020

turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former

guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."

by Chris Demo June 24, 2008

burner day

Much like a burner phone, is one of those days you deal with because you have to, but want to be done with as quickly as possible.

The big boss was in the office Thursday, total burner day.

by is this pseudonym also taken November 01, 2020

Dirty Burner

The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper

After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.

by Dumbnamenamer May 29, 2022

Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

by ten nine? June 09, 2024

Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.

If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.

by Definerofdefinitions October 04, 2023