Grond Pad

When you naai your chick in the hol

awe bitch wil jy die grond pad vat

by STOFFELS December 25, 2022

Pad

Pussy ass dick

Dude: did you see that vine where they called Lebron a pad?
Other dude: a pad?
Dude: Yeah. A pussy ass dick

Other dude: OMFG LOL YEAH

by fourever June 29, 2015

Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019

Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012

PADS

Pass/ passing as Deadstock

selling these joints, PADS for retail.

by lilchigga June 16, 2018

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

F Pad

Short for fanny pad, meaning a sanitary towel/pad.

Hey, have you got a wee F Pad I could use?

by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025