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Landon

Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬
Ew is that Landon he’s annoying
by Jaylzzze October 29, 2019
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Landon

This dude will probably cum in your eye . Overall they're a decent person, don't mess with them unless you want your head up their ass
He's sure a "landon"
by Datbish.. October 30, 2020
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rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end
someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t
by rose kai is king April 28, 2021
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Landon

Landon is the most “hard” core gamer ever trash talks a lot loves his dog names snoopy enjoys Pokémon and talks a lot has a good personality and is a vibe
Omg it’s landon I want his dog
by Lincoln Murray November 20, 2020
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Landon

Landon is the prettiest boy you’ll ever meet he has big hazel eyes that you’ll get lost in a handsome smile and he’s super funny but he’s short and a basic white boy but that doesn’t matter his friends are assholes (especially his bsf) but he’s the opposite he’ll be there for you when you need him he’s kinda a dry texter but he’s not a dry person he’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have
by Unpluggedoutlet February 6, 2025
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landon

he has nice hair he is the nicest person you will ever meet she is better than heidi and nicer than kendall he is the worlds best person at hockey and has 3 siblings 1 brother and 2 sisters and a dog named harvey he goes to namao school and he is in grad 4 aka 4c
by moose duck October 5, 2020
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Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro
Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!
by Sidecut March 24, 2025
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