the ferp jar

The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.

“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 3, 2025

shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 12, 2017

Pickle Jar Paradox

When you’re struggling at something then someone does the same exact thing, with zero effort.

Pickle jar paradox,
When your skinny friend opens the jar when your strong friend can’t. Zero effort…

by OnlyDictator14 July 17, 2025

jam jars

glasses

person one: i like your jam jars

person two: thanks

by p00piep4nts November 19, 2021

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022