porch fever

When you can't wait to get inside before you 'get inside'!!

We had had a great night and there she was stroking my cock and gettin it ready. I couldn't wait - my cock was tenting my pants! Folks weren't home, I had porch fever so fucked her on the front door step.

by Jenkisani February 27, 2011

Clungular Fever

Recognition that someone is sick/ill as a result of too much or lack of clunge action.

Barry: Boss I'm not going to be in today.

Boss: Why's that?

Barry: I've got Clungular Fever.

Boss: MESS!!

by Wingnut1982 May 5, 2010

Katie Fever

That one girl who can handle anything; that everyone thinks is unattainable; the true girl that everyone wants; the forever homie.

Guy 1: Dude , check out that girl!
Guy 2: No chance! That's Katie Fever! She's out of your league.

by workerbee21 May 24, 2018

dixie fever

A person from another part of the country (particularly the northeast) that are sexually attracted to people from the south.

That girl keeps saying y'all...I've got dixie fever.

by beetlebrox February 22, 2010

booty fever

Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.

*A group of friends talks over lunch.*

John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."

Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."

Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."

John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."

Max: "It is..."

*pause*

All three, in unison: "Booty fever."

by drunkenuncle December 4, 2015

Fever Sack

When a male is sick with a fever, his balls will become saggier & heavier.

Did you see how low Jimmy's balls were in the shower at the gym?

That's just Fever Sack. Jimmy has a shitty immune system and probably has the flu again.

by Greenguy May 19, 2022

Rez Fever

A person who has a sexual fetish or fetish in general for Native Americans. "Rez" is short for Reservation which is where they tend to live on.

Dylan's favorite movie is Pocahontas because he has Rez Fever.

by Unlocked-Character September 30, 2020