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Raunchy Dump

A term used to describe bathroom war stories. It can also be described as bad smelling, soft, multi-colored fecal matter that exits the anus in a slow and painful manner. It can also exit in multiple small pieces that sting your anus and pull on your anal hair, thus leaving fecal matter in your anal hair and hardening like glue. Making it extremely painful to wipe. If you have recurring stomach aches after having a "Raunchy Dump", contact your doctor immediately.
Our buddy Lucas, had a raunchy dump last night. The ambulance had to rescue him around one in the morning. We are awaiting health status information.
by poo hed mcgee March 14, 2014
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doggy dumps

That unique condition of having massive diarrhea the morning after anal doggy where it is difficult to decipher cum from shit.
This blows, I feel like Taco Bell but I can’t handle it with these doggy dumps I’ve been battling all morning.
by Spitballer February 15, 2020
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Dump A Nut

The successful act of depositing a massive load of semen.
She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.

I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.

When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.
by BungusChungus June 1, 2018
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Tequila dump

When a break-up occurs under the influence of Tequila, only to be retracted the next morning.
Adam: My girlfriend tequila dumped me again last night!
by Facsimile August 31, 2009
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Holiday Dump

1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.

2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.

2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.

Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
by krhg37 January 9, 2020
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Capital Dump

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.
Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.
by ugfest January 12, 2007
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Dump the Pumpkin

When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.
Bob: How was work yesterday?
John: Awful. I had to dump the pumpkin twice.
by WmClarke November 3, 2018
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